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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Movie News: DIE Vampires DIE!

After punching Anne Rice in the face with the twilight series, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer have decided to put the icing on the cake and the dirt on Anne's grave with another one of their ever-so-beloved spoofs that make us all quite obviously laugh 'til we cry.
I don't even understand how these two still exist in the movie business, well yes I do, people just assume that one of these days one of these movies is going to just magically turn back into Scary Movie, it ain't going to happen people! They were one third of one of the panels brought together to make Scary Movie, and somehow that gives them some kind of godly Comedy status among the public, stop feeding these tasteless, greed-driven, dull humored pansies your money!
It's one thing to be the series that kills the vampire monster terminally, it's another thing to be the movie that makes that series look good.
These two guys honestly must be the only two popular movie-makers that have NEVER put out an even slightly well-reviewed film, this is due to the fact that they are tricking the public, they aren't real movie makers at all, they're schmucks! Low-life wheelin' and dealin' thieves! I'm sure they're completely well aware of the fact that they're putting out miserable quality film-work (if you can stomach calling it that), but they don't care, and it disgusts me!
To Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer movie-making is not art, it's a paycheck.

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